Diane and Aiya team up to review a story about Father Frey, a very big boy tasked with exorcising a demon from Charity Case’s husband so that they can have sex again. The states are HIGH in this one, if you couldn’t tell. Buckle in for some of the most buck-wild terminology and events that have happened on the RLL in a long time.
Also, check back in Halloween day for a special bonus episode!
CW: death, trans fetishism, unprotected sex, cumplay
Who knew a story about dying from masturbating and then fucking the Grim Reaper so good you get to live again would end up being a disappointing, problematic mess? Join Erin and Victoria as they explore the mess that is Reaped: When Death Comes.
CW: hard drug use, addiction, unprotected sex, death, body horror
Grab a cup of coffee and get disappointed because there will be no dooting this episode. No spooky scary skeletons in the least, just some pretentious dude from PA writing Literary Fiction and disguising it as “erotica.” Join Jarred and Gavin as they try to make sense of this story about a dude taking hard drugs so he can fuck a ghost. Trombones are plot important. It’s got a succubus ghost, it’s got oddly specific and legit trivia about Easton, PA, it’s got a fuckton of trombone, yet it’s still a waste of time.
It’s time to latte up and join Aiya and Alicia as they take a trip to a magical two-story Starbucks in which this erotica’s protagonist loses all sense of reality “having sex” with a PSL. Then a threesome happens. Yeah.
Also, fair warning, the actual worst neighbors in the world decided to have a square dancing competition or some shit above Aiya’s room so there are regular thumping sounds. Perhaps you could pretend it’s a delcious PSL being delivered to you soon.
CW: unprotected sex, alien, threesome, age gap, mfm, public
Blast off together with brand new librarian Diane as she and Gavin try to wrap their hands around a free alien abduction erotica that has very little abduction and lots of confusing word choices. Hope you didn’t have a particularly fond attachment to the word “cavity” before listening to this.
Jarred joins the ranks of the RLL with a decidedly tropical first outing. Grab your snorkle gear and most flattering swim suit as we head down to the beaches of Austrailia (maybe?) and get hit on by a cephalopod. Also there’s some sex and as usual Amazon are absolute cowards when it comes to shapeshifter porn.
Don’t have a cow, have half of one in this week’s episode as monster fucking expert Erin Kyan joins librarian Gavin in reviewing a story about an amateur archeologist getting kidnapped by a herd of minotaurs.
Well, they’re as minotaur as they can be without violating Amazon’s puritanical erotica guidelines, at least.
New librarian Aiya takes Gavin on a-spicy journey into pizza making as a fanfic-writing author lusts after her sexy pizza cook neighbor until their sexual tension reaches a breaking point with him deep-throating a slice of bell pepper. No, really, that happens (according to Gavin).
Brand new librarian Alicia brings Gavin on a journey back to 15th century Paris (which according to this story is chock-full of English accents) to review a story that TOTALLY isn’t flirting with copyright infringement against a certain mega-popular Ubisoft game franchise.
CW: MMF, FM, MM, D/S, spanking, choking, unprotected sex
Gavin and Victoria have read an erotic comic and it is a hell of a wonderful piece of fiction. Join them as they gush about the fantastic comic Yes, Roya written by C. Spike Trotman and illustrated by Emilee Denich