This is the online landing page for The Red Light Library, a sex-positive erotica review podcast dedicated to giving the coolest, wackiest, weirdest short stories their moment in the spotlight! Tune in each Tuesday to hear us bring the irreverence and comedy necessary to review absurd, wonderful dirty stories.
CW: MFM, FM, D/S, spanking, public, unprotected sex
Disney World gets a bit less magical and bit more horny as Gavin and special guest Alice White review Blu Carson’s 200 page epic about an author self-insert character getting into a variety of interesting sexcapades inbetween rants about how the park used to be cooler.
CW: MFM, MM, protected sex
Grab your dice sack and get ready for two vaguely D&D-themed erotica in a first-ever double-review episode! Thanks to Gavin screwing up, he and Victoria accidentally read two different stories, and have decided to embrace the mistake by pitching their reviews to each other!
CW: unprotected sex, anal play, foodplay?
Ever carve a pumpkin and think “I need to get my genitals all up in that business”? The protagonist of this story did, for whatever reason. Tune in to hear Gavin in his first solo episode of the RLL try to come to terms with a story so confusing he constructs an elaborate headcanon to have it make sense.
CW: unprotected sex, public, age gap
Welcome to the improved second season of the Red Light Library! It’s exactly the same except I fixed some editing problems and stopped using bad recordings. Thrilling.
This is the part where I wish I knew enough about hockey to make some sick puns, but I don’t so… just imagine I said something super funny involving a double entendre on penalty box. Victoria joins us to discuss a hockey themed erotica that clocks in at 18,000 words and leaves us colder than an ice rink.
CW: unprotected sex, non-human, fusion, expansion, masturbation
Grab your deck and cradle those balls, it’s time to review another CB Archer piece with Stan! Also there’s a five minute intro where I bare my soul a bit and announce the future of the series, if that does anything for ya.
It’s the “season finale” of Red Light Library! The audio quality is a bit off in this one, but I’ll explain that during the first few minutes. Thanks to everyone for sticking around for a year of awesome erotica reviews, I can’t wait to find some more wacky stuff to bring your way.
CW: unprotected sex, voyeurism, masturbation
On a very echo-y episode Jackie and Gavin read an actually decent piece of Snow White smut.
Too bad it’s the beginning of a 7 part series the author NEVER RETURNED TO. We feel outright betrayed.
CW: unprotected sex, anal, oral, teen, older male,
Strip down and feel your skin stick to the fake black leather, because we’re reviewing a story firmly set in the “fake casting call” porn meme! Jackie returns (finally) for a unique review: She’s read the story, Gavin has only consumed it via audiobook… and the audiobook adds a certain special flavor.
CW: unprotected sex, anal, oral, public, nature
Stock up on Rare Candy and Pokeballs, it’s time to catch ’em all (and by all I mean one) as Victoria and Gavin review a Pokemon Go themed story that’s so disappointingly short and unpolished it feels like Pokemon Go on launch day.
CW: non-human, unprotected, anal, tentacle, forced
Don your special sex-headset and log in, Stan and Gavin are discussing an erotica featuring an incredibly sexual and pixellated adventure starring one of the biggest jerks we’ve seen on this show (don’t worry, he gets comeuppance).
CW: non-human, ghost, unprotected, dubious consent, anal, pain
There’s something in the Holt House that only comes out at night, and it has a biiiiiig ‘ole ding-dong. Join Gavin and special guest Victoria as they discuss the problematic adventure of a well-hung 19th century ghost getting down with a spunky property manager.