This is the online landing page for The Red Light Library, a sex-positive erotica review podcast dedicated to giving the coolest, wackiest, weirdest short stories their moment in the spotlight! Tune in each Tuesday to hear us bring the irreverence and comedy necessary to review absurd, wonderful dirty stories.
CW: hard drug use, addiction, unprotected sex, death, body horror
Grab a cup of coffee and get disappointed because there will be no dooting this episode. No spooky scary skeletons in the least, just some pretentious dude from PA writing Literary Fiction and disguising it as “erotica.” Join Jarred and Gavin as they try to make sense of this story about a dude taking hard drugs so he can fuck a ghost. Trombones are plot important. It’s got a succubus ghost, it’s got oddly specific and legit trivia about Easton, PA, it’s got a fuckton of trombone, yet it’s still a waste of time.
CW: foodplay, public, temperature play, ffm
It’s time to latte up and join Aiya and Alicia as they take a trip to a magical two-story Starbucks in which this erotica’s protagonist loses all sense of reality “having sex” with a PSL. Then a threesome happens. Yeah.
Also, fair warning, the actual worst neighbors in the world decided to have a square dancing competition or some shit above Aiya’s room so there are regular thumping sounds. Perhaps you could pretend it’s a delcious PSL being delivered to you soon.
CW: unprotected sex, alien, threesome, age gap, mfm, public
Blast off together with brand new librarian Diane as she and Gavin try to wrap their hands around a free alien abduction erotica that has very little abduction and lots of confusing word choices. Hope you didn’t have a particularly fond attachment to the word “cavity” before listening to this.
CW: shapeshifting, unprotected sex, mm, fluids
Jarred joins the ranks of the RLL with a decidedly tropical first outing. Grab your snorkle gear and most flattering swim suit as we head down to the beaches of Austrailia (maybe?) and get hit on by a cephalopod. Also there’s some sex and as usual Amazon are absolute cowards when it comes to shapeshifter porn.
CW: sweat, musk, dubious consent, semi-beastiality, virginity
Don’t have a cow, have half of one in this week’s episode as monster fucking expert Erin Kyan joins librarian Gavin in reviewing a story about an amateur archeologist getting kidnapped by a herd of minotaurs.
Well, they’re as minotaur as they can be without violating Amazon’s puritanical erotica guidelines, at least.
CW: sweat, foodplay, shower sex
New librarian Aiya takes Gavin on a-spicy journey into pizza making as a fanfic-writing author lusts after her sexy pizza cook neighbor until their sexual tension reaches a breaking point with him deep-throating a slice of bell pepper. No, really, that happens (according to Gavin).
CW: assault, slut shaming, unprotected sex
Brand new librarian Alicia brings Gavin on a journey back to 15th century Paris (which according to this story is chock-full of English accents) to review a story that TOTALLY isn’t flirting with copyright infringement against a certain mega-popular Ubisoft game franchise.
CW: MMF, FM, MM, D/S, spanking, choking, unprotected sex
Gavin and Victoria have read an erotic comic and it is a hell of a wonderful piece of fiction. Join them as they gush about the fantastic comic Yes, Roya written by C. Spike Trotman and illustrated by Emilee Denich
CW: MFM, FM, D/S, spanking, public, unprotected sex
Disney World gets a bit less magical and bit more horny as Gavin and special guest Alice White review Blu Carson’s 200 page epic about an author self-insert character getting into a variety of interesting sexcapades inbetween rants about how the park used to be cooler.
CW: MFM, MM, protected sex
Grab your dice sack and get ready for two vaguely D&D-themed erotica in a first-ever double-review episode! Thanks to Gavin screwing up, he and Victoria accidentally read two different stories, and have decided to embrace the mistake by pitching their reviews to each other!